









The Most Powerful Portable AC You Can Buy — For Less Than A Window Unit
- ❄️ 14,000 BTUs — cools 750 sq ft in minutes
- 📦 Plug it in, cold air in 5 minutes
- 💸 More power than the store's unit, for less
- 💧 Self-evaporating — no bucket, no draining, ever
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Description
14,000 BTU portable AC. Cools rooms up to 750 sq ft, plus fan and dehumidifier modes. Remote, app control, wheels, and a window kit included.
Why is it $79 instead of $300?
We overproduced this run. Rather than warehouse them through winter, we're clearing them at cost. Same unit, same 14,000 BTUs — just the last of this batch.
Will it actually cool my room, or is 14,000 BTUs a stretch?
It cools up to 750 sq ft. Most people set it at 68 the first night and end up turning it back up because it gets too cold.
Where does the water go — do I have to empty it?
It's self-evaporating, so there's almost nothing to drain. Attach the included hose if you want it hands-off, and it shuts off automatically before it can leak.
How hard is it to install?
Slide the panel into any window, vertical or horizontal, attach the hose, plug it in. Under five minutes, no tools, no installer, no lifting into a window.
What if I don't like it?
Return it within 30 days for a full refund. Unplug it, pull the panel out of the window, and box it back up — that's the whole process.
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"Store wanted $300 for an 8,000 BTU unit. Paid $79 for 14,000. First night I had it at 64 and had to turn it back up." Marcus T.
"I paid $79 and it cools better than my central air."
"I had to turn it down the first night"
"Set it to 64 thinking it'd take a while. Twenty minutes later my wife was under a blanket asking me to turn it up. 14,000 BTUs is no joke."
"The store wanted $300 for half the power"
"Walked out of there empty-handed. Found this for $79 with 14,000 BTUs instead of 8,000. Still don't understand how that math works, but I'm not complaining."
"Plugged in and cold in five minutes"
"No tools, no installer, didn't lift anything into a window. Slid the panel in, hooked the hose, plugged it in. Room was cold before I finished my coffee."
"Ran it a month and barely any water came out"
"Everyone warned me I'd be emptying gallons. Went to drain it after 30 days straight and got a splash. It evaporates itself. Nothing to deal with."
"I don't run the central air anymore"
"Only ever needed one room cold, not the whole house. This does the bedroom better than the central unit did, and my electric bill dropped noticeably."

Freeze Any Room In Under 5 Minutes
14,000 BTUs is nearly double what a window unit puts out. That much power in one room is why most people set it to 64 and end up turning it back up.

Pay $79 For What Costs $300+ In Stores
Stores want $300+ for an 8,000 BTU unit. We overproduced this run, so we're clearing 14,000 BTU units at cost — nearly double the power, $79.
5 Reasons Why
Why You Need This AC
It Freezes A Room In Minutes
14,000 BTUs hits every corner of a 750 sq ft room. Most people set it to 64 the first night and end up turning it back up.
It Costs $79 Instead Of $300+
The 8,000 BTU units at the store start around $300. We overproduced this run, so 14,000 BTUs goes out at cost until the batch is gone.
There's Nothing To Install
Slide the panel into any window, vertical or horizontal, attach the hose, plug it in. Under five minutes, no tools, no installer, nothing lifted into a window.
There's No Water To Empty
It self-evaporates, so there's almost nothing to drain. Hook up the included hose if you want it fully hands-off, and it shuts off before it can leak.
It Cools The Room You're In, Not The Whole House
Wheels on the bottom mean bedroom at night, garage on the weekend. You stop paying to cool six rooms when you only sleep in one.
Us vs. The Store Unit
| CozyGoods | Retail | |
|---|---|---|
| $79, not $300+ | ✓ | ✕ |
| 14,000 BTUs, not 8,000 | ✓ | ✕ |
| Cools up to 750 sq ft | ✓ | ✕ |
| Nothing to lift into a window | ✓ | ✕ |
| Self-evaporating, no bucket | ✓ | ✕ |
| Window kit, hose, and remote included | ✓ | ✕ |
| 30-day guarantee | ✓ | ✕ |
Freeze Any Room In 5 Minutes Guaranteed
Run it for 30 days. If it doesn't cool your room faster and colder than your window unit, send it back for a full refund. No questions asked.
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