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The Most Powerful Portable AC You Can Buy — For Less Than A Window Unit

  • ❄️ 14,000 BTUs — cools 750 sq ft in minutes
  • 📦 Plug it in, cold air in 5 minutes
  • 💸 More power than the store's unit, for less
  • 💧 Self-evaporating — no bucket, no draining, ever

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Why Is This $79 Instead Of $300? We overproduced this run. Rather than warehouse them through winter, we're clearing them at cost. Same unit, same 14,000 BTUs — just the last of this batch.
Description

14,000 BTU portable AC. Cools rooms up to 750 sq ft, plus fan and dehumidifier modes. Remote, app control, wheels, and a window kit included.

Why is it $79 instead of $300?

We overproduced this run. Rather than warehouse them through winter, we're clearing them at cost. Same unit, same 14,000 BTUs — just the last of this batch.

Will it actually cool my room, or is 14,000 BTUs a stretch?

It cools up to 750 sq ft. Most people set it at 68 the first night and end up turning it back up because it gets too cold.

Where does the water go — do I have to empty it?

It's self-evaporating, so there's almost nothing to drain. Attach the included hose if you want it hands-off, and it shuts off automatically before it can leak.

How hard is it to install?

Slide the panel into any window, vertical or horizontal, attach the hose, plug it in. Under five minutes, no tools, no installer, no lifting into a window.

What if I don't like it?

Return it within 30 days for a full refund. Unplug it, pull the panel out of the window, and box it back up — that's the whole process.

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"I paid $79 and it cools better than my central air."

Excellent 4.9/5 | 1,422+ reviews

"I had to turn it down the first night"

"Set it to 64 thinking it'd take a while. Twenty minutes later my wife was under a blanket asking me to turn it up. 14,000 BTUs is no joke."

M Marcus T.
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"The store wanted $300 for half the power"

"Walked out of there empty-handed. Found this for $79 with 14,000 BTUs instead of 8,000. Still don't understand how that math works, but I'm not complaining."

D Derek H.
✓ Verified customer

"Plugged in and cold in five minutes"

"No tools, no installer, didn't lift anything into a window. Slid the panel in, hooked the hose, plugged it in. Room was cold before I finished my coffee."

T Tony R.
✓ Verified customer

"Ran it a month and barely any water came out"

"Everyone warned me I'd be emptying gallons. Went to drain it after 30 days straight and got a splash. It evaporates itself. Nothing to deal with."

J Jason M.
✓ Verified customer

"I don't run the central air anymore"

"Only ever needed one room cold, not the whole house. This does the bedroom better than the central unit did, and my electric bill dropped noticeably."

R Ray K.
✓ Verified customer
Freeze Any Room In Under 5 Minutes

Freeze Any Room In Under 5 Minutes

14,000 BTUs is nearly double what a window unit puts out. That much power in one room is why most people set it to 64 and end up turning it back up.

Pay $79 For What Costs $300+ In Stores

Pay $79 For What Costs $300+ In Stores

Stores want $300+ for an 8,000 BTU unit. We overproduced this run, so we're clearing 14,000 BTU units at cost — nearly double the power, $79.

5 Reasons Why

Why You Need This AC

1

It Freezes A Room In Minutes

14,000 BTUs hits every corner of a 750 sq ft room. Most people set it to 64 the first night and end up turning it back up.

2

It Costs $79 Instead Of $300+

The 8,000 BTU units at the store start around $300. We overproduced this run, so 14,000 BTUs goes out at cost until the batch is gone.

3

There's Nothing To Install

Slide the panel into any window, vertical or horizontal, attach the hose, plug it in. Under five minutes, no tools, no installer, nothing lifted into a window.

4

There's No Water To Empty

It self-evaporates, so there's almost nothing to drain. Hook up the included hose if you want it fully hands-off, and it shuts off before it can leak.

5

It Cools The Room You're In, Not The Whole House

Wheels on the bottom mean bedroom at night, garage on the weekend. You stop paying to cool six rooms when you only sleep in one.

Us vs. The Store Unit

CozyGoods Retail
$79, not $300+
14,000 BTUs, not 8,000
Cools up to 750 sq ft
Nothing to lift into a window
Self-evaporating, no bucket
Window kit, hose, and remote included
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Your Questions Answered

Why is this $79 when it's $300 everywhere else?

We overproduced this run. Warehousing them through winter costs more than clearing them, so this batch goes out at cost. Same unit, same 14,000 BTUs.

How long does shipping take?

Orders ship within 24-48 hours and arrive in 3-5 business days. You'll get tracking by email the moment it leaves the warehouse.

What if it shows up damaged or doesn't work?

Message us with a photo and we send a replacement or refund you. Compressors and electronics are covered under the 1-year warranty either way.

What if I don't like it?

Return it within 30 days for a full refund. Unplug it, pull the panel out of the window, box it up — that's the whole process.

Will my electric bill spike?

It costs less to run than central air because you're cooling one room instead of six. Most people see their bill drop once they stop running the whole house.

Do I need anything else to use it?

No. The window panel, exhaust hose, drain hose, and remote are all in the box. Plug it in and it's running in under five minutes.

What if it doesn't fit my window?

The panel adjusts to fit almost any window, vertical or horizontal. Slide it in, close the window onto it, done. Nothing gets drilled or permanently mounted.

How do I reach a real person if something goes wrong?

Email our support team and a human replies within 24 hours. Not a chatbot, not an overseas ticket queue you never hear back from.

Freeze Any Room In 5 Minutes Guaranteed

Run it for 30 days. If it doesn't cool your room faster and colder than your window unit, send it back for a full refund. No questions asked.

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